Literature
100 Things I, Romano, Can't Do
((Triggering content ahead: incredibly offensive humor that some may or may not enjoy. Also, this is old as shit, so it's bad.))
100 Thing I, Romano, Can Not Do.
1) I can not flirt with Spain to get him to do my bidding.
2) Even if it works, damnit.
3) I can not call Germany a potato bastered around Feliciano.
4) It makes him cry.
5) Fuck if I know why, damnit.
6) I can not cuss about everything.
7) Especilly the 'Lords' name.
8) Apperantly, I'll go to hell if I do.
9) Not that it matters damn it.
10) Do not 'tempt France' by wearing skirts.
11) Shorts are also to be avoided.
12) Or anything revealing.
13) 10-12 apply to Spain t