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((Triggering content ahead: incredibly offensive humor that some may or may not enjoy. Also, this is old as shit, so it's bad.)) 100 Thing I, Romano, Can Not Do. 1) I can not flirt with Spain to get him to do my bidding. 2) Even if it works, damnit. 3) I can not call Germany a potato bastered around Feliciano. 4) It makes him cry. 5) Fuck if I know why, damnit. 6) I can not cuss about everything. 7) Especilly the 'Lords' name. 8) Apperantly, I'll go to hell if I do. 9) Not that it matters damn it. 10) Do not 'tempt France' by wearing skirts. 11) Shorts are also to be avoided. 12) Or anything revealing. 13) 10-12 apply to Spain t